I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',And I had to answer 'yes.
'He told me to get off my fanny,And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside..That really did the trick.....
I was just admiring my good work.I didn't mean to 'click.
'But click, I did, and oops -
I found A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into it - I was into it all night.
Nothing's changed except my mouse.
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess.......
While I sit here on my hiney.